Once Upon A Time, There Was An Igbo Boy By The Name, "James Agbarakata". He Was Born In America. He Doesn't Really Know Anything About Igbo. All He Knows Is That His Father Was Igbo. And He Also Doesn't Know The Meaning Of His Last Name. In School, He Never Got An F. He Was A Straight A Student. He Never Failed. Brilliant Kid.
Until One Day, There Was A Huge Competition Going On In The School. One Q&A Competition That Will Win His School, $200,000. And He Gets To Go Home With $100,000. As The Most Brilliant Student, J. Agbarakata Was Picked To Answer Any Question.
The Question Was, "What Causes
Thunder And Lightning? James Agbarakata Was Shocked. As Everyone Was Waiting For The Answer. J. Agbarakata said, "I'm So Sorry. I Don't Know The Answer To This Question". He Walked Away Feeling Very Embarrassed.
He Got Home. His Dad Was Sitting, Watching News On Television.. He said, "Daddy, Good Afternoon". And Was About To Go Upstairs... And Mr. Agbarakata replied him, "What Is The Matter? You Look Very Unhappy". And Then, Jay Broke Down In Tears. As He Was Telling His Father Everything That Happened, His Father Started Having Heart Attack.. An Ambulance Came, And They Rushed Him To The Hospital.
24Hours Later, His Father Woke Up, While James Was Sitting Right Next To Him At The Hospital Bed. And Then, He Said To Him, "Sun, I'm So Sorry". James Replied, "No, I Am Sorry. It's My Fault". His Father Said, "No Sun, Listen To Me. Your Last Name Is Agba Ra Ka Ta. It Explained What Causes Thunder And Lightning". And Then His Father Passed Away.
The End.
Moral Of The Story:
It Was Recently That The Western Scientists Figured Out That Thunder And Lightning Are Caused By The Sun. AGBARAKATA Is An Igbo Last Name. Very Ancient Last Name. The Name Explains That Thunder And Lightning Are Caused By The Sun.
Agba = Spark
Ra = Sun
Ka = Greater
Ta = Day.
The Concealment Is A Cosmic Proverb, As All Igbo Last Names Are Scientific. Proverbs. Agbarakata = The Greater Spark Caused By The Sun. It Was Recent That Western Science Knew This. It Wasn't General Intelligence. Billions Of People Don't Know What Causes Thunder And Lightning. This Was Why James Agbarakata, The Brilliant Kid Couldn't Answer The Question.
(This Story Was Created By Ugo Nwamama To Teach You One Thing: African Methodology Is Very Important).
Until One Day, There Was A Huge Competition Going On In The School. One Q&A Competition That Will Win His School, $200,000. And He Gets To Go Home With $100,000. As The Most Brilliant Student, J. Agbarakata Was Picked To Answer Any Question.
The Question Was, "What Causes
Thunder And Lightning? James Agbarakata Was Shocked. As Everyone Was Waiting For The Answer. J. Agbarakata said, "I'm So Sorry. I Don't Know The Answer To This Question". He Walked Away Feeling Very Embarrassed.
He Got Home. His Dad Was Sitting, Watching News On Television.. He said, "Daddy, Good Afternoon". And Was About To Go Upstairs... And Mr. Agbarakata replied him, "What Is The Matter? You Look Very Unhappy". And Then, Jay Broke Down In Tears. As He Was Telling His Father Everything That Happened, His Father Started Having Heart Attack.. An Ambulance Came, And They Rushed Him To The Hospital.
24Hours Later, His Father Woke Up, While James Was Sitting Right Next To Him At The Hospital Bed. And Then, He Said To Him, "Sun, I'm So Sorry". James Replied, "No, I Am Sorry. It's My Fault". His Father Said, "No Sun, Listen To Me. Your Last Name Is Agba Ra Ka Ta. It Explained What Causes Thunder And Lightning". And Then His Father Passed Away.
The End.
Moral Of The Story:
It Was Recently That The Western Scientists Figured Out That Thunder And Lightning Are Caused By The Sun. AGBARAKATA Is An Igbo Last Name. Very Ancient Last Name. The Name Explains That Thunder And Lightning Are Caused By The Sun.
Agba = Spark
Ra = Sun
Ka = Greater
Ta = Day.
The Concealment Is A Cosmic Proverb, As All Igbo Last Names Are Scientific. Proverbs. Agbarakata = The Greater Spark Caused By The Sun. It Was Recent That Western Science Knew This. It Wasn't General Intelligence. Billions Of People Don't Know What Causes Thunder And Lightning. This Was Why James Agbarakata, The Brilliant Kid Couldn't Answer The Question.
(This Story Was Created By Ugo Nwamama To Teach You One Thing: African Methodology Is Very Important).
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